This week on Mel & Floyd: the concept of the “Holy Lie”; Russia has the most beautiful hookers; “that Pruitt’s a piece of work”; robots assembling IKEA; baboons working together; shrinking mammals; and Mark sports a fire-engine-red sleeveless T!

This week on Mel & Floyd: Pants is back, Mark models a sleeveless T, tin foil hats are back in fashion and more of trump’s dirty laundry. Also, the Rapture is coming on April 23 but published near-death experiences are Malarky. Mini-baseball bats for school security! Japanese Snow Monkeys relieving stress in hot springs! And […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Flo attempts to fill Smarty Pants’ Shoes while Mel is in the fog of a Kafkaesque nightmare; “Let He who is without an AK-47 cast the first stone”; Disney Sunshine to the White House; Super-Gonorrhea; Mel & Flo are shocked, SHOCKED, that Facebook is collecting our data; and a […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: John Bolton, the Trump Bellower; laughing at their own jokes; Mel’s treehouse tapes; DO NOT CONGRATULATE; “hypocrisy is the price vice pays to virtue”; was a tranquilizer dart involved in getting Trump to sign the budget bill?; Fitchburg’s origin story; Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kids; Robot Cars vs. Jaywalkers, […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants acts as Grammar Police [also Judge, Jury & Executioner] while Mel remains “Minnesota Nice”; Chinese eye rolls, fat American chicken feet & a Sea of Turkeys; gun safety, school safety & a Foxconn safety net; Kraniak; “playing french horns & all sorts of other horrifying things”; […]