This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Declares a Comic Book Emergency; A Chimpanzee Escape and A Polar Bear Invasion; The Trump Tax Bait & Switch; A Farewell to the Martian Rover; The Glories of Heavily Processed Foods; And Other Random Topics

This week on Mel & Floyd: Unnamed Beer Makes Unfounded Claims Based on Unused Corn Syrup [Dilly Dilly]; State of The Union Review; Metamucillini’s Upcoming Physical; North Macedonia Joins NATO; Rats Running Rampant at L.A. City Hall; Plans for the Smarty-Pants Pyramid & Comics Lending Library

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Modest Proposal for Dealing with Billionaires who Avoid Paying Taxes; Walmart Demonstrates Concern for Employees by Reducing Number of Sick Days; Facebook is So Good at Removing Fake Accounts that it Routinely Deletes 10 Times as Many as There Are [?]; Presidential Intelligence??; NASA to Unveil Steam-Powered Spaceship; Orangutan […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Initiates a Discussion of The Weather; Talk About Taxes; Declining Support for The Dear Leader; The End of The Shutdown; Coming This Summer – The Wombat Pledge; Pants Inexplicably Pisses Off a Listener; Mel Critiques Artworks by Hitler [or Not]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Why Are The Superrich Buying Fewer Yachts?; Madison Water Consumption Down in 2018 [Replaced By the Water in the Streets?]; Shutdown Blah Blah Shutdown Blah Blah Shutdown; Incomprehensible Hospital Bills; In Defense of Hair “Down There”; Canadian Town Proposes Sculpture of Invisible Space Ship

This week on Mel & Floyd: The Ongoing Search for Non-Klingon Headphones; The Latest on the Government Shutdown & The Wall; The Real Scoop on Fake News; A Prescient TV Western From the 50s; Reprehensible Clergy Roundup; Mel’s Plan to Use Exercise Facilities as Power Plants