This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyd and Gladys join Mel while Mr. Smarty Pants continues “on assignment”; Early Voting [in the Future] at the Public Library; A Racist GOP Political Ad in Arkansas [Amos & Andy Redux]; NRA Can’t Pronounce “Evers”; Portland, Michigan PD Gets Grief for Events in Portland, Oregon; Nebraska, It’s Not […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel, Floyd & Gladys without Pants!; Kanye-tRump Summit; Pizza embezzlement in Northern Ireland; Solar-powered Drug Tunnel from Mexico; Emotional Support Moose; Caesarians Surging and Blurry Face Syndrome

This week on Mel & Floyd: Did The Resistance plant toilet paper on tRump’s shoe?; Veteran Children’s Health Official at EPA being forced out; Radiation is now Good for You?; New Queen of Sweden – the Young Lady of the Lake; putting a monetary value on housework; I Like Beer.

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel and Floyd are BOTH on assignment this week so Smarty Pants takes over ably assisted by Miss Gladys; Pants divulges the secret process whereby Mindless Minion numbers are assigned; Uncloggable Manta Rays; Sorry, No More Nixon Earrings!

This week on Mel & Floyd: It’s Pledge Drive Time!; Is Your Microwave Listening to You?; Is Beyonce practicing Extreme Witchcraft?; Oompa Loompa labor at WORT?; INTegral or inTEGral??; Ear Deodorant for Mr Pants???

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Big Thank You to the listener/voters who made Mel & Floyd and WORT 89.9 the Madison Favorites in their respective categories again this year; the latest state obesity ratings [we’re #21!]; VW discontinues the beetle; Martian storms settling down & the space elevator may soon be going up.