Ted Cruz Looks Like a Moderate, a Boy Named Lindsey Like a Chump,
We Can’t Express Without Astonishment the Health of Mr. Trump,
If Star Wars weren’t once Mentioned We’d Have Disney on our Backs,
A Hope for All of Peace and Love except for Kraniak,
more JOYFUL NEWS to balm the wound of Consumer Driven Malaise,
Mel and Floyd and Smartypants wish you HAPPY HOLIDAYS!