This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyd Hands in His Assignment While Smarty Pants Plays Hooky; The Origin of the 2020 Census Citizenship Question; Italian Study Shows Twitter Makes You Dumber; Department of Energy Rebrands Natural Gas as “Freedom Gas” and “Molecules of Freedom” [Satire is Dead]; Spelling Bee Octo-Tie; Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood; And Other Random Topics.