This Week on Mel & Floyd: Minion is an Alky not a Pothead, Smartypants is NOT the second coming of Sherlock Holmes, US Cheez-its Cheezier than Canadian, Many Thanks for the Wooden Mushroom, Billy Begat Franklin who Begat the Homophobes, The Anti-Christ Glass Ceiling Shattered, and so much more in the Parody Zoo that is Modern American Politics.