This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants acts as Grammar Police [also Judge, Jury & Executioner] while Mel remains “Minnesota Nice”; Chinese eye rolls, fat American chicken feet & a Sea of Turkeys; gun safety, school safety & a Foxconn safety net; Kraniak; “playing french horns & all sorts of other horrifying things”; the downside of HDTV; Mel’s “love” of all things Irish; and this week we get a weekend!