Dear Minions,

This week on Mel & Floyd: the Bacon Crisis, recently published correlations between bedbugs and the Tea Party, how much better the Affordable Care Act is than Obamacare, and the new golden Republican argument of why Obama is basically Adolf Hitler. Or at the very least a “l-i-e-r”.

In other news, more people approve of the DMV and the IRS than Congress. However, we have concluded that since their approval ratings are still higher than that of Honey Boo Boo, Vladimir Putin and Miley Cyrus, they’re doing alright.

Listen up! Fridays from 1-2PM on WORT 89.9.

P.S. Technology and the government shutdown have come together at a new high point with Drunkdialcongress.org. Enjoy.