Mel & Floyd

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel is back from Space Force Boot Camp; the latest Nixon news; “thoughts & prayers” to the NRA; bad-mouthing the Irish & the Dutch [again]; Lansing Lugnuts baseball team to become Lansing Mighty Wombats; and The Quote of the Week: “In space no one can hear you collude.” [Apologies […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyd visits [to turn in his assignment?] with Smarty-Pants while Mel is out “galavanting”; Amazon no longer selling nazi jewelry; Marriott is preferred by Lemurs; Israeli Jews vs. Druze; Demolition Derbies in Maine; how to wash a condom; also some best in class thinking outside the box for a […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: tax cuts “amazingly” causing big deficits; Amazon facial recognition software identifies [only] two dozen congress people as felons; US is in arrears in UN dues; The Big Walrus; Hollywood star vandal bailed out by previous vandal; genetically modified toad-averse Quolls; weird wombat sexual behaviors; and Are Poodles Greasy?

This week on Mel & Floyd: Russia Russia Russia; Author of “None Dare Call it Treason” calls it quits; Papa John un-quits; Isthmus poll – have YOU voted yet? [http://isthmus.com/madfaves]; are Repubs more prone to extramarital affairs than Dems?; Mel REALLY wants a wooly mammoth

This week on Mel & Floyd: Trade war in aisle 12; Isthmus annual poll is open so VOTE [http://isthmus.com/madfaves]; congressman/dentist opines on body language; Starbucks to eliminate a billion straws a year; John Kelly unhappy with his breakfast [NOT w drumpf’s off-the-rails bloviating]; “Old Slickery”; “Kentucky Jesus”; family of woodchucks eats Paul Ryan’s car; Neutrinos […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Elephants can differentiate between groups of people by their smell [lions use their sense of taste]; Isthmus annual poll is open so VOTE [http://isthmus.com/madfaves]; Scott Pruitt’s leaving, check the silverware; That’s what Xi said; Liberals fail to start new civil war on July 4; Neanderthal Cybermen in San Diego?; […]