Mel & Floyd

This week on Mel & Floyd: Is China recruiting US spies via Linkedin?; Has Smarty Pants become a ruthless capitalist living behind a moat?; How did Tony Evers secure the priest vote?; and More of the Disney Magic!

This week on Mel & Floyd: a cutting edge reference to Dorothy Kilgallen; New Zealand PM bikes to the hospital to give birth; will Melania be the next to flip?; Betsy DeVille’s latest atrocities; Kraniak pairs well with….?; Robot Ants; and the Quote of the Week: “Your Phone is Like a Mob in Your Pocket.”

This week on Mel & Floyd: Aretha tribute; Foxconn; how to launder money; Dr Howard, Dr Fine & Dr Howard at the V.A.; Smarty Pants’ avocado grooming tips; School-age Trauma Training Program; and Boxers or Briefs

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel is back from Space Force Boot Camp; the latest Nixon news; “thoughts & prayers” to the NRA; bad-mouthing the Irish & the Dutch [again]; Lansing Lugnuts baseball team to become Lansing Mighty Wombats; and The Quote of the Week: “In space no one can hear you collude.” [Apologies […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyd visits [to turn in his assignment?] with Smarty-Pants while Mel is out “galavanting”; Amazon no longer selling nazi jewelry; Marriott is preferred by Lemurs; Israeli Jews vs. Druze; Demolition Derbies in Maine; how to wash a condom; also some best in class thinking outside the box for a […]

This week on Mel & Floyd: tax cuts “amazingly” causing big deficits; Amazon facial recognition software identifies [only] two dozen congress people as felons; US is in arrears in UN dues; The Big Walrus; Hollywood star vandal bailed out by previous vandal; genetically modified toad-averse Quolls; weird wombat sexual behaviors; and Are Poodles Greasy?