This week on Mel & Floyd: Bannon blows his horn, Confederate flag waving, Americans in Germany, alternative history of the 20th century, southern constitution, protest hilarity, yummy yummy Foxconn dough, prescription for being an American, vandalism of monuments, Obama’s record setting tweet, eclipsing the President, Life after Hate, Russian web hosting, Amazon Fulfillment Center, Australian guns, pubic hair grooming, Cannonnites, eclipse myths.