This week on Mel & Floyd: Thanks to the Minions, dancing at Orton, weekly Trump resignation, lame ducking?, white genocide, Trump voting absolution, the great San Francisco Poop Out, Monona sewage, Mar-a-Lago woes, Afghanistan strategy, good canibals, labor interests, Pants’ eclipse report, Sam Clovis, Wal Mart + Google, Bunny hurricane, crazy praise for North Korea, early trigonometry, vats full of semen, designated hitters, star pictures, Civil War benefits, Women Vs Men, eyelid microbes.